All My Lessons
  • Home
  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • 3:16
    • God: Infinity
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
    • Sunday School Times
      • SST Files-Vol 1
      • SST Files-Vol 2
      • SST Files-Vol 3
      • SST Files-Vol 4
      • SST Files-Vol 5
      • SST Files-Vol 6
      • SST Files-Vol 7
      • SST PDF-Vol 1
      • SST PDF-Vol 2
      • SST PDF-Vol 3
      • SST PDF-Vol 4
      • SST PDF-Vol 5
      • SST PDF-Vol 6
      • SST PDF-Vol 7
    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
    • Banquet
      • Train Maze File
      • PDF of Program
      • PDF of Menu
      • PDF of Songs
      • PDF of Skits
      • PDF of Rindercella
      • Swing Low Video
      • Shortadoofus Video
  • Contact
  • Old Lessons and Miscellaneous Stuff
    • Miscellaneous Stuff
      • Doughnuts
      • Preventive Maintenance
      • Devil Motors
      • Banana Surgery
    • August Lessons
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • Sep[tember Lessons
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-6-20 Children's Lesson at Ouachita
    • October Lessons
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-11-10 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-11-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • November Lessons
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • College questions podcast
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • December Lessons
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • January Lessons
      • 1-31-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-31-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-24-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-24-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 2
    • February Lessons
      • 2-28-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-28-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 2-14-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-14-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 2
    • March Lessons
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 3-7-21 SS Lesson Part 2
  • Home
  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
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Turbo Encabulator

​Turbo Encabulator
(Work In The Church)
 
Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by my deeds.  James 2:18
 
The Basic Bible Truth
 
God does not need more spectators in the church.  He needs Christians who are willing to get their hands dirty and do the work required for the task at hand.  It is far too easy to sit back and let others do the heavy lifting, but the truth is that there is great joy and fulfillment for the Christian who is willing to put their shoulder to the plow.
 
The Object
 
A Turbo Encabulator
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The truth is, this is a mythical machine that is actually not a machine at all. It does absolutely nothing, but looks very impressive.  I built mine from old junk I found laying around my shop, added some copper tubing, a few fittings, an electrical cord and a switch, and I was ready to go.  I usually present this in a news conference format, thanking everyone for coming, giving my pitch, and then taking questions from the audience, looking for someone to ask, “But what does it do?”
 
The Lesson
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank you for coming to my news conference today.  It is indeed an honor to stand before you today and introduce to the world, my newest invention.  I have with me a prototype of what I believe may be the most incredible machine ever built.  I call it “The Turbo Encabulator”. 
 
For many years now, I have been working to bring to perfection the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would function as an inverse reactive protoboloid.
 
Such a machine is the Turbo-Encabulator.
 
Throughout development, I felt that it should automatically synchronize unitary phase components.  This was realized with the medial use of capacitive directance.
 
The basic premise focuses on the fact that magneto flux issues must be controlled by sublunary conductors. 
 
As you can see, the base plate is made of prefabulated amulite and surmounted by a logarithmic casing.  This insures that the double spur magnetrons are in perfect alignment with the malleable flux line.  The main windamere is of the normal Lotus-O-Delta type, which has effectively eliminated side cropping of the waneshaft.
 
You will notice 6 hydro-coptic marzelvanes attached to stator slots, each with a nonreversible tremie pipe connecting them to a differential girdlespring which is held in the “up” position by nofer trunnions.
 
Grouting brushes monitor the slip-stream remnants and inject a high S-value rotor resin as necessary.  This process is equalized by an ingenious hopper dadoscope confirmated in each slot.
 
Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty in nubing together a regurging purwell and a standard wennelsprock.  Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block until I discovered in 2008 that the use of anhydrous nangling pins anabled the boiling shim to be tankered with very little effort.
 
Spiral decommutation was a second significant hurdle.  The gremlin studs created insufficient gram protection.  When I discovered that with the simple addition of a nivel-sheave, the wending problem was completed displaced, and perfect running was secured.
 
Operating points are maintained as close as possible to the normal h.f.rem peak of 12,000 pti, and once the phase detractors have been remised, no dramcock oil is required.  Sinusoidal depleneration is then controlled by the reciprocating dingle arm.
 
Undoubtedly, the Turbo-Encabulator is the most advanced on the market today. 
 
I would like to demonstrate this magnificent piece of engineering for you.  I will plug this into normal 120 volt electrical current, and when I press the “On” button, the machine will almost instantaneously reach its equilibrium point and from that point on it will run essentially vibration free and with absolutely no sound at all.  There…no perceivable vibration and completely noise free.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, The Turbo Encabulator.  Thank you very much.
 
I will now take a few questions from the press. 
 
 
 
 
What does it do?  Well, no one has ever asked me that question before.  Are you sure that is the question you wanted to ask?  Ok, I…I am looking back through my notes here, you’ll have to excuse me just a moment…I’m pretty sure…no, that ‘s not it…hydrocoptic marzelvanes…spiral decommutation…h.f.rem peak…no…I’m afraid I have some bad news to report to you.  I’m a bit embarrassed to admit this, but I believe that I have invented a machine that does absolutely nothing.  Nothing at all.  But at least it looks impressive doing nothing, doesn’t it?
 
There are a number of reasons that we should attend and be a part of a local church.  First and foremost, God said so.  That stands alone as reason enough.  End of discussion.  Let’s get in the car and go home.
 
If you need more than that, you may have a spiritual problem that needs to be addressed.  But there are advantages for the Christian who does attend church and does not just sit as a spectator, but gets involved.  The key here is involvement.  At the moment of our conversion, God gives each of us a spiritual gift.  That gift is given with a goal in mind.  We are to use that gift in the church, in cooperation with other people who also have their individual gifts, and work together to accomplish great things for God.  He uses the picture in the New Testament of a human body.  Many parts working together to move and breath and live.  The church likewise is many parts, each unique, but necessary for proper function. 
 
Consider the concept of playing baseball.  It’s difficult to swing a bat with only one arm.  With only one eye, depth perception fails and it becomes impossible to judge the distance and speed of the pitch.  Only one leg makes the running of the bases a huge challenge.  We need all of our parts to play a good game.  The church needs all of her parts as well, and God has strategically placed people in the church for specific purposes.  We need to learn what our specific gift is, develop it, and then use it for His kingdom.
 
The local church fills other needs in our lives as well.  We were created as social beings.  We need relationships to function well.  Sitting in a fishing boat on Sunday morning and watching the sunrise may make us feel close to God for a moment, but there is little to no social interaction there, and whether we want to admit it or not, God created us with a need that only the presence of other people can fill in our lives.  We have all seen, or at least heard, of examples of the odd behaviors established by those who completely withdraw from society and social interaction.  I recall, as a young man, hearing and reading about the richest man in the world at the time, Howard Hughes.  A man with everything at his fingertips, and an amazing intellect, withdrew from everyone and lived as a very wealthy recluse.  And died a very miserable, lonely man.  He finished his life poorly.  We need others—Christian others—who can challenge us and correct us if necessary.
 
We need a reminder from time to time who God is and our place in His plan.  The world we live in is going to try to get our attention away from things spiritual and fill that void with anything that it can.  We can easily get caught up in the lights and glitter of the excitement of the world.  Satan is the greatest showman who ever lived and can quite easily distract us from what is really important in life.  We need to focus on God and what He has to offer.  When our children were young, we enrolled them in team sports in the community.  Specifically, soccer.  Our oldest, our son, played from the time he was 4 or 5 years old through high school.  If you have ever been around a community league team, as the age bracket rises, so does the possibility of having to travel to neighboring towns to play games.  When he started playing years ago, it was unthinkable for a league team to play a game on a Sunday afternoon.  But very gradually, something changed.  First, it was a “make-up game” that was scheduled “just once” on a Sunday afternoon. A year or two later, a game or two was scheduled for a Sunday afternoon.  I vividly remember the weekend we found ourselves at a tournament that scheduled the final game for the top two teams for Sunday morning at 11:00.  Our son chose to not play in that game and risked losing his place on the team, rather than compromise his convictions.  Today, I teach a 6th-7th grade Sunday School class, and it is not uncommon during the sports seasons, to have half of the class out due to scheduled tournament games.  God has described Himself as a still, small voice, a whisper.  In the noise of today, that whisper is sometimes difficult to hear.  Church gives us an organized, purposed time to reflect on God and his goodness.  We need that structure.
 
Growth for the Christian occurs in many ways.  Daily devotions are a wonderful thing.  Listening to a sermon is a wonderful thing.  But what I have noticed in my own life is that I tend to ignore my shortcomings.  It is convenient for me to overlook things in my life that need to be addressed.  I don’t know that I don’t know what I don’t know.  In the church, we will have the opportunity to meet those who may be much farther along in their walk with the Lord, and there will be things we can learn from them, simply by rubbing shoulders with them in the context of the church relationship.
 
A healthy church is a place filled with a family like atmosphere.  Yes, there are moments of friction and disagreement, but those are fleeting and give way to laughter and joy and belonging.  I grew up in a healthy family environment.  I know first hand what that looks like.  And I assure you, there is nothing quite like it.  Being a part of a church gives us the opportunity to experience that joy.  I had a friend in grade school who had spent his early years in an orphanage in Korea.  He and his sister were adopted into a loving family that lived across the street from me when I was young.  Do not ever underestimate the value of a family relationship.  He clung to the concept of family.  He had seen both sides, and much preferred a mother and a father and a family.  We need each other.  We spur each other on to maturity.  And we actually are family—we are all God’s children.
 
Nothing that we can do can possibly impress God, and cause Him to say that we have earned our spot in Heaven.  Our very best is nothing to an infinite God.  Our access to Heaven is based solely on the person of Jesus and what He did for us when He went to the cross and paid the price for our sins.  However, God does expect us to show our faith through good works.  The good we do should be a natural outgrowth of a close walk with Him.  It should never be seen as a requirement for admission into eternal home.  We love others because He first loved us.  It is as simple as that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Scripture taken from the Holy Bible, NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION®, NIV® Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984, 2011 by Biblica, Inc.® Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.
 
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      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • College questions podcast
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • December Lessons
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • January Lessons
      • 1-31-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-31-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-24-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-24-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 2
    • February Lessons
      • 2-28-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-28-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 2-14-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-14-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 2
    • March Lessons
      • 2-7-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 3-7-21 SS Lesson Part 2