All My Lessons
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  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
    • Sunday School Times
      • SST Files-Vol 1
      • SST Files-Vol 2
      • SST Files-Vol 3
      • SST Files-Vol 4
      • SST Files-Vol 5
      • SST Files-Vol 6
      • SST Files-Vol 7
      • SST PDF-Vol 1
      • SST PDF-Vol 2
      • SST PDF-Vol 3
      • SST PDF-Vol 4
      • SST PDF-Vol 5
      • SST PDF-Vol 6
      • SST PDF-Vol 7
    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
    • Banquet
      • Train Maze File
      • PDF of Program
      • PDF of Menu
      • PDF of Songs
      • PDF of Skits
      • PDF of Rindercella
      • Swing Low Video
      • Shortadoofus Video
  • Contact
  • Home
  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
    • Sunday School Times
      • SST Files-Vol 1
      • SST Files-Vol 2
      • SST Files-Vol 3
      • SST Files-Vol 4
      • SST Files-Vol 5
      • SST Files-Vol 6
      • SST Files-Vol 7
      • SST PDF-Vol 1
      • SST PDF-Vol 2
      • SST PDF-Vol 3
      • SST PDF-Vol 4
      • SST PDF-Vol 5
      • SST PDF-Vol 6
      • SST PDF-Vol 7
    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
    • Banquet
      • Train Maze File
      • PDF of Program
      • PDF of Menu
      • PDF of Songs
      • PDF of Skits
      • PDF of Rindercella
      • Swing Low Video
      • Shortadoofus Video
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    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
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      • Adam-Noah Timeline
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      • Alcohol Burn
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      • Are You A Moose?
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      • Arrow
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    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
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      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
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      • Bag-O-Christmas
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      • Balloon Brothers
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      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
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      • Bears
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      • Bible Baseball Game
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      • Bible News Network
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      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
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      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
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      • Box of Chocolates
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      • Brain Washing
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        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
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      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
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      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
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      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
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      • Goy Ether
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        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
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    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
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      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
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      • Hoosumaber
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      • Hot Tea
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      • How to Pray
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      • Hu Waru
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        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
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    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
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      • In His Grip
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      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
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      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
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      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
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      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
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        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
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      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
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      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
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      • Skil Saws
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      • Slow Ball
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      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
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      • Spiritual Salad
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      • Stress-o-Meter
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      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
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      • Super Christian Beachwear
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      • Survival Kit
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    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
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      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
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      • Testimony Picture
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      • Tinker Toys
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      • To Tell the Truth
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      • Tootsie Roll Pops
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      • Torofluxus
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      • Twenty Dollar Bill
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        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
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        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
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      • Walk on Milk
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      • Water Balloon and Candle
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      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
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      • Windsor Guildhall
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    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
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