All My Lessons
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  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • 3:16
    • God: Infinity
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
    • Sunday School Times
      • SST Files-Vol 1
      • SST Files-Vol 2
      • SST Files-Vol 3
      • SST Files-Vol 4
      • SST Files-Vol 5
      • SST Files-Vol 6
      • SST Files-Vol 7
      • SST PDF-Vol 1
      • SST PDF-Vol 2
      • SST PDF-Vol 3
      • SST PDF-Vol 4
      • SST PDF-Vol 5
      • SST PDF-Vol 6
      • SST PDF-Vol 7
    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
    • Banquet
      • Train Maze File
      • PDF of Program
      • PDF of Menu
      • PDF of Songs
      • PDF of Skits
      • PDF of Rindercella
      • Swing Low Video
      • Shortadoofus Video
  • Contact
  • Old Lessons and Miscellaneous Stuff
    • Miscellaneous Stuff
      • Doughnuts
      • Preventive Maintenance
      • Devil Motors
      • Banana Surgery
    • August Lessons
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • Sep[tember Lessons
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-6-20 Children's Lesson at Ouachita
    • October Lessons
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-11-10 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-11-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • November Lessons
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • College questions podcast
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • December Lessons
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • January Lessons
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 2
  • Home
  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • 3:16
    • God: Infinity
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
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Classroom Rules

Classroom Rules
(Just For Fun)
 
I have no idea where I got this, but I liked it and I have it in my file.  Enjoy.
 
1. All incoming paper that you want me to read, grade, or review goes into the wire basket on my desk.  There is no better place than the wire basket for you to submit your work, including my hands. My hands are much different than the wire basket on my desk.  
 
2. My desk is not a rummage sale. One day, you will have office supplies of your very own, and then you will understand.  Until then, please refrain from manhandling the items on my desk.

3. Leave the plants on my desk alone. There are days unknown to you when the well-being of my plants outranks the well-being of my students. Don’t make me pick; you might not win.

4. There may be times when I ask your entire class to spend a moment or two straightening desks or picking up some trash off the floor.  Often, it’s not even your trash.  The Supreme Court has determined that this is neither cruel nor unusual. 

5. There are no fewer than one million tasks that I must absolutely accomplish during any given passing period.  I love you, but this is a poor time to ask me to explain quantum physics. 

6. I absolutely do not allow students to have food or drink in my classroom, yet I drink several cups of coffee a day while teaching.  Scientists are still working to unravel this mysterious paradox. 

7. If I see you with food or drink, I’m going to take it away from you, and you will not get it back.  This policy will seem reasonable until it is applied to you.  Then it will seem like a felony. 

8. Can you still turn this in? Sweetie, there is no such thing as a grade lower than zero, so you don’t have much to lose. Hand it in and let’s see what happens.

9. In a ceremony that has lasted thousands of years, I have been bestowed with magical powers that tell me when you want to go to the bathroom just because you are bored.

10. Will handing this in raise your grade? Honey, adding one number to another number will give you a bigger number.  This is the basis for all mathematics.  Doing your homework might be surprising, but it doesn’t change modern math.

11. I cannot believe you wore that to school today.

12.  Dude, I didn’t lose your homework assignment. You didn’t turn it in. I’ve been teaching for almost as long as you’ve been alive, and I know how to use paperclips.

13. You took your sweet time to turn it in; I’m going to take my sweet time to grade it.

14. If you can have favorite teachers, I can have favorite students.  We tend to be nice to people who are nice to us.  That doesn’t change much, no matter how old you get. 

15. Stop asking me if I got your email. I’m just going to turn around and ask you if you got my reply to your email, and we both know the answer to that question.

16.  If Joan of Arc can liberate France before she turned eighteen, you could start putting your name on your assignments. I have that much faith in you.

17. Yes, dear, we did do something in class yesterday. We saw that you were absent and somehow gathered the courage to move on without you. Here’s your homework assignment. It’s due tomorrow.

18. What do you mean “what’s on the test?” I’ve just spent the last three weeks telling you what’s on the test.
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19. I cannot believe you forwarded that email to me.

20. Sometimes I’m tempted to take you down to the junior high so that you can meet the other kids in your graduating class.
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21. There are days when I love you more than you love yourself, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to accept anything less than your very best.
 
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