All My Lessons
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  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • 3:16
    • God: Infinity
    • Bob the Square
      • Bob the Square PDF
    • Sunday School Times
      • SST Files-Vol 1
      • SST Files-Vol 2
      • SST Files-Vol 3
      • SST Files-Vol 4
      • SST Files-Vol 5
      • SST Files-Vol 6
      • SST Files-Vol 7
      • SST PDF-Vol 1
      • SST PDF-Vol 2
      • SST PDF-Vol 3
      • SST PDF-Vol 4
      • SST PDF-Vol 5
      • SST PDF-Vol 6
      • SST PDF-Vol 7
    • Wait, Wait Let Me Guess
      • Wait, Wait PDF
    • Banquet
      • Train Maze File
      • PDF of Program
      • PDF of Menu
      • PDF of Songs
      • PDF of Skits
      • PDF of Rindercella
      • Swing Low Video
      • Shortadoofus Video
  • Contact
  • Old Lessons and Miscellaneous Stuff
    • Miscellaneous Stuff
      • Doughnuts
      • Preventive Maintenance
      • Devil Motors
      • Banana Surgery
    • August Lessons
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-30-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 8-23-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • Sep[tember Lessons
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-27-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 9-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 9-6-20 Children's Lesson at Ouachita
    • October Lessons
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-25-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-18-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-11-10 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-11-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 10-4-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • November Lessons
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-29-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • College questions podcast
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-22-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-15-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-8-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 11-1-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • December Lessons
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-20-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-13-20 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 12-06-20 SS Lesson Part 2
    • January Lessons
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-17-21 SS Lesson Part 2
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 1
      • 1-10-21 SS Lesson Part 2
  • Home
  • Lessons-Alphabetical
    • Numeric
      • 11th commandment
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 24,000 Dowels
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 100mm Canon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Pound Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF of Lesson
      • 600 Year Story
        • PDF of Lesson
    • A
      • A Donkey and A Lamb
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Adam-Noah Timeline
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Air Bags
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Airzooka
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Alcohol Burn
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Nazi Poem
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Anti-Gravity Machine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Are You A Moose?
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Arrow
        • PDF of Lesson
    • B
      • B.O.O.K.
        • PDF Version
      • Backwards Dude
      • Bad News/Good News
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bag-O-Christmas
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Balloon Brothers
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Beach-in-a-Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bears
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Bible Baseball Game
        • PDF Version
      • Bible News Network
      • Bible World Records
        • PDF Version
      • Bleach and Iodine
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob and Darla's Wedding
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bob-in-a-Box
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Books of the Bible Puzzle
        • PDF of Puzzle
        • PDF of Solution
      • Bottle Hoop and Pen
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Box of Chocolates
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brain Washing
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Link to video
      • Brick Balance
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Brown Envelopes
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bubbles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Bug-Eyed Bob
    • C
      • Cabbage Coupon
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Coupon
      • Canvas of Life
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Card Trick
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Tutorial Vudeo
      • Carrot, Egg, Coffee Bean
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Chatoyancy
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Checkerboard Illusion
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Full Checkerboard File
      • Chocolate Marshmallows
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of Lesson
      • Church Mice
      • Classroom Rules
        • PDF of Rules
      • Clothespin Hair
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coat Hanger
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Coke Bottle
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cornstarch and Water
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cost of Temple
      • COTSA
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Crayon and Plastic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut $100 Bill
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Cut Finger
        • PDF of Lesson
    • D
      • Darts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Delta Man
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Devil Motors
        • PDF Version
      • Dictionary: Free
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Disclaimer
        • PDF Version
      • Dos Arboles
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Picture File
      • Doughnut Seeds
        • PDF Version
      • Drawing a Portrait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Dry Ice
      • Dumpster Diving
        • PDF of Lesson
    • E
      • Ed
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Elusive Loopy
        • PDF of Lesson
        • Video of How to Tie the Knot
      • Emojis
        • PDF Version
      • Ephesians 2: 8-9
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF Handout
      • Eternity in Our Hearts
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Eye Chart
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Chart
      • Eye Exam
        • PDF of Lesson
        • File Eye Exam
    • F
      • Face Slap
        • PDF of Lesson
      • F.A.I.T.H.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fan Strobe
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feast of Tabernacles
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Feed 5,000
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First and Last
        • PDF of Lesson
      • First Sermon
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fisher Who Mumbled
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Five Little Boys
        • PDF of Lesson
        • PDF of Story
      • Fix-o-Matic
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Flying Board
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Foreign Language
        • PDF Version
      • Forgotten Character Trait
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Faces
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Four Hippies Logging Co.
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Fragrance of Christ
        • PDF of Lesson
      • Frying Bacon
        • PDF of Lesson
    • G
      • Garbage Picture
        • PDF Version
        • Picture File
      • Gender Identity
        • PDF Version
      • Genealogy of Jesus
        • PDF Version
      • George Wilson Pardon
        • PDF Version
      • Gifts and Cement Blocks
        • PDF Version
      • Gill Teeman
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Trial Script
      • Glassey
        • PDF Version
      • Good Samaritan
        • PDF Version
      • Gospel in the Gates
        • PDF Version
      • Goy Ether
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Letter
      • Gravity Corner
        • Video of Gravity Corner
      • Great Stone Face
        • PDF Version
      • Grudge
        • PDF Version
    • H
      • Hair Dryer and Ping Pong Balls
        • PDF Version
      • Happy Hippy Hippo Hunters
        • PDF Version
        • Power Point Presentation
      • Hatfields and McCoys
        • PDF Version
      • Heavenly Head Bonkers
        • PDF Version
      • Henry the Invisible Elephant
        • PDF Version
      • His Majesty's Skittles
        • PDF Version
      • Holy vs. Hole"y"
        • PDF Version
      • Holidays and Babylon
        • PDF Version
      • Hoosumaber
        • PDF Version
      • Hot Tea
        • PDF Version
      • How to Pray
        • PDF Version
      • Hu Waru
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
      • Hubble Ultra Deep Photo
        • PDF Version
    • I-J
      • Iced Water Recipe
      • Image of Gold
        • PDF Version
      • In His Grip
        • PDF Version
      • Indy 500
        • PDF Version
      • Infinite Rope
        • PDF Version
      • Intelligence
      • Invisible Fire Extinguisher
        • PDF Version
      • Jeffrey the Lost Sheep
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Jeffrey
      • John 15:5
        • PDF Version
    • K
      • Kabul the Camel
        • PDF of Story
        • Camel 1
        • Camel 2
        • Camel 3
        • Camel 4
        • Camel 5
      • Kabul the Thirsty Camel
        • PDF of Story
      • Kingdom of God
        • PDF Version
      • KLEW
        • PDF Version
        • PDF Scorecard
      • Kroger Christmas
        • PDF Version
      • Kung Fu Moses and Aaron
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Story
    • L
      • Ladder of Success
        • PDF Version
      • Lampstand
        • PDF Version
      • Large Blower and Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Leaning Tower
        • PDF Version
      • Leprosy and Sin
        • PDF Version
      • Lesson in 360 Degrees
      • Ly Lè
        • PDF Version
    • M
      • Magnet Match
        • PDF Version
      • Magnetic Pennies
        • PDF Version
      • Magnets
        • PDF Version
      • Make Believe Rifle
        • PDF Version
      • Making Conversion Varnish
        • PDF Version
      • Match Rockets
        • PDF Version
      • Matthew 5: 13-16
        • PDF Version
      • Message in Conduit
        • PDF Version
      • Mother's Day Joke
        • PDF Version
      • Mr. Lyle Bowl
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Rules
      • Multiple Layered Picture
        • PDF Version
    • N-O
      • Naitsirhc
        • PDF Version
      • Needle Through the Arm
        • PDF Version
      • Newspaper and Milk
        • PDF Version
      • No Crocodiles at Christmas
        • PDF of Poem
      • Oak Beam
        • PDF Version
    • P
      • Paper Cutter
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Paper Folding and Cutting
        • PDF Version
      • Parable of the Pencil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Parable
      • Pencils Through a Baggy
        • PDF Version
      • Pepper Lighthouse
        • PDF Version
      • Pineapple Story
      • Pipe Wrenches
        • PDF Version
      • Plaster Casting
        • PDF Version
      • Play-Doh
        • PDF Version
      • Poorschmuck and Gotalotado
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Porpoise Filled Life
        • PDF Version
      • Prince Charmin
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Play
      • Prism
        • PDF Version
      • Prison le Devil
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Psalm 30
        • PDF Version
      • Psalm 39: 5
        • PDF Version
      • Purple Dog
        • PDF Version
    • Q-R
      • Quiet and Likewise Many
        • PDF Version
      • Rat Trap
        • PDF Version
      • RATZ
        • PDF Version
      • Real Estate Deal
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Skit
      • Recall Notice
        • PDF Version
      • Rocks and Candy
        • PDF Version
      • Rubik's Cube
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Ruth
        • PDF Version
    • S
      • Sandcastle
        • PDF Version
      • Satan's Packaging
        • PDF Version
      • Scaffold and Bicycle
        • PDF Version
      • Scale Model of the Universe
        • PDF Version
      • Scavenger Hunt
        • PDF Version
      • Seven Laws of Mr. Lyle Land
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of the Laws
      • Shell Game
        • PDF Version
      • Shortadoofus
        • PDF Version
      • Simon Says
        • PDF Version
      • Singing Rod
        • PDF Version
      • Six Impossible Things
        • PDF Version
      • Skil Saws
        • PDF Version
      • Slow Ball
        • PDF Version
      • So What Color Was the Donkey
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Timeline
      • Soap Opera
        • PDF Version
      • Spaghetti Structures
        • PDF Version
      • Spiritual Salad
        • PDF Version
      • Stress-o-Meter
        • PDF Version
      • S.T.U.P.I.D. Machine
        • PDF Version
      • Super Christian Beachwear
        • PDF Version
      • Survival Kit
        • PDF Version
    • T
      • Targeted Guidance
        • PDF Version
      • Taters
        • PDF Version
      • Technically Salt and Light
        • PDF Version
      • Technically the Lord's Prayer
        • PDF Version
      • Testimony Picture
        • PDF Version
      • Tinker Toys
        • PDF Version
      • To Tell the Truth
        • PDF Version
      • Tootsie Roll Pops
        • PDF Version
      • Torofluxus
        • PDF Version
      • Twenty Dollar Bill
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
      • Turbo Encabulator
        • PDF Version
        • PDF of Introduction
      • Two Solo Cups
        • PDF Version
        • Video of Lesson
    • U-Z
      • Valentine
        • PDF Version
      • Walk on Milk
        • PDF Version
      • Water Balloon and Candle
        • PDF Version
      • White Glue Bouncy Ball
        • PDF Version
      • Windsor Guildhall
        • PDF Version
      • Yesterday
        • PDF Version
  • Topical Indexes
    • Topical Index A-G
    • Topical Index H-P
    • Topical Index Q-Z
  • Other Things
    • Bits n Pieces
    • 3:16
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Genealogy of Jesus

Genealogy Of Jesus
(Just For Fun)
 
Matthew 1
 
The Basic Bible Truth
 
Throughout the Bible at various places we find genealogies.  These are not there by accident.  Many things can be learned from an in-depth study of these passages.  So, don’t avoid them, even though the names may be hard to pronounce.  An infinite God declares Himself to us in a finite number of pages in the Bible.  That should tell us one thing for sure—each one of those pages is important.
 
The Object
 
Placard Signs As Follows:
Standing Ovation
Cheers
Applause
Boo
Hiss
Huh?
Hmmmmm
Moan
 
This is designed for audience participation, and may not always be a lesson in and of itself, but rather and introduction activity.  As the genealogy is read, pause appropriately and hold up the corresponding sign as an audience cue.  The yellow highlighted words correspond to the appropriate cue card.  This is roughly a reading of Matthew 1, but with a few phrases added in to help clarify the person’s character.
 
The Lesson
 
A record of the genealogy of Jesus Christ (standing O, cheers) the son of David (applause), the son of Abraham (cheer).  Abraham was the father of Isaac (applause), the father of Jacob who stole his brother’s birthright (boo), and Jacob was the father of Judah and his brothers who sold Joseph into slavery (hiss).  And Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah (huh) by Tamar (hmmm), and Perez was the father of Hezron and Hezron was the father of Ram and Ram was the father of Aminidab (huh).  And Aminidab the father of Nahshon the father of Salmon who was the father of Boaz by Rahab  (cheer) who used to be a prostitute (boo), and Boaz (applause) was the father of Obed by Ruth (cheer and applause).  And Obed was the father of Jesse the father of David the King (cheer).  And David was the father of Solomon (applause) by the wife of Uriah whom he had murdered (hiss).  Solomon was the father or Rehoboam who was a good king (cheer) but abandoned God’s ways for years (boo), and Rehoboam was the father of Abijah (applause) who had 14 wives (boo), and Abijah was the father of Asa (applause) who did not walking in the way of the Lord at the end of his life (boo) and died of gangrene in his feet (moan).  And Asa was the father of Jehosaphat (applause) who ruled wisely most of the time (hmmm).  Jehosaphat was the father of Joram who was the father of Uzziah whose pride brought about his fall (boo).  But Uzziah was the father of Jotham (applause) a very good king in every way (cheer), who was the father of king Ahaz, a bad king in every way (boo).  And Ahaz was the father of Hezekiah who cleansed the temple and the kingdom (cheer and applause).  Hezekiah was the father of Mannaseh (boo) who ruled almost his whole life as an evil king (hiss and boo) and Mannaseh was the father of Jeconiah and his brothers at the time of the deportation to Babylon (moan).  After the deportation to Babylon, Jeconiah was the father of Shealtiel who was he father of Zerrubabel, a governor of the people and chosen by God (applause).  And Zerrubabel was the father of Abuid (huh), and Abuid was the father of Eliakim (huh), who was the father of Azor (huh), who was the father of Zadok (huh), who was the father of Akim (huh).  Who was the father Eliud (huh), the father of Eleazar (huh), the father of Mattan (huh), the father of Jacob (huh) the father of Joseph (applause), who was the husband of Mary (cheer) of whom was born Jesus the Christ (standing O and cheers).
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